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Don't Smoke Afghani's in the Morning!

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Verse 1 Alarm clock rings, sun in the sky Coffee on deck, got plans, got drive Then you reach for that jar with the earthy smell Heavy like gravity, ringing a bell One hit deep and your brain goes numb Eyes get heavy like, “Well… here it comes” That Afghani got you thinking it’s night You blink twice and it’s nap-o’clock, right? Pre-Chorus You had a to-do list, now you got a pillow Whole day cancelled by a mountain of indica mellow Chorus 🎵 Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning You’ll be in bed by noon, yeah, that’s a warning Heavy eyes, dreams forming Whole damn day gone — don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning Unless your plans include sheets and snoring Sun still up, but you yawning Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning 🎵 Verse 2 You wanted focus, wanted to grind Instead you staring at the wall, losing time Afghan Kush, Hindu Kush, Purple Afghani Great at night, but AM? Nah, man, don’t hand me Northern Lights tucked you in real quick GDP got you calling in sick Bubba Kush said, “Lay right here” Next thing you know, it’s next damn year Pre-Chorus Those strains got power, respect the lane They’re bedtime stories, not morning trains Chorus 🎵 Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning They’ll turn your sunshine into storming Eyes shut, schedule deforming Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning Couchlock hits without warning Dreams start fast-forwarding Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning 🎵 Verse 3 Now if you wanna move, wanna get things done Need your mind sharp and your mood on sun You gotta reach for that sativa light Clear head buzz, yeah, that feels right Cinderella 99 got you smiling quick Clean head high, getting through your list Vortex spins you up, not down Ideas popping, moving through town Jack Herer, Durban Poison too Green Crack saying, “Let’s get to it, you!” No couch, no drool, no midday bed Just energy dancing inside your head Pre-Chorus It’s not about strong, it’s about fit Right smoke, right time — that’s the trick Chorus 🎵 Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning Save that fire for the night you’re forming Daytime needs clear, not boring Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning Smoke a sativa, feel the warning Actually, nah — feel the awakening Get stuff done, day performing Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning 🎵 Bridge Every strain got a moment it shines Respect the plant, respect the time Nighttime couch? Afghan’s king Morning grind? That’s a sativa thing Final Chorus / Outro 🎵 Don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning Unless your goal is sleep by noon, no warning Hit that C99, let the day keep forming Vortex spinning, plans transforming Afghanis at night, that’s where they belong Morning smoke? Keep it light and strong Enjoy your day, keep it moving, no yawning One last time — don’t smoke Afghanis in the morning 🎵