[Intro – male, confident, rhythmic] [Spoken] Welcome to GLOW Tools. You need a tool? You came to the right place. [Verse 1 – upbeat] Hammers on the left, screwdrivers down the line, Pliers and wrenches, everything's in its time. Tape measures hanging where the hand tools go, Every drawer and socket has a place you know. I've got ratchets, levels, chisels and bits, If you need to tighten something, we've probably got it. GLOW Tools on the box, GLOW on the wall, If it's made to turn a bolt, I'm your man to call. [Chorus – full band] [GLOW Tools chorus] GLOW Tools! That's what we do! If you've got a job, We've got the tool for you! GLOW Tools! Built to get it done! Pick the right tool, And watch the work get done! [Verse 2] Then came the power tools, now we're talking speed, Drills and impact drivers for whatever you need. Circular saws singing, sanders running hot, Grinders throwing sparks like they're giving all they've got. Cordless on the shelf, batteries charged and ready, GLOW makes the tools and I keep the answers steady. Ask me what it does, I'll tell you what it's for, I've probably held that model fifty times before. [Pre-Chorus] [Spoken, amused] Drill? Tools. Impact? Tools. Circular saw? Tools. Easy. [Chorus] [GLOW Tools chorus] GLOW Tools! That's what we do! If you've got a job, We've got the tool for you! GLOW Tools! Plug it in or go cordless! If you need some power, You know where the door is! [Verse 3] Then a customer walked up with a question in his hand, Said, “I need something that'll clean my driveway and my van.” I said, “Pressure washer?” He said, “Yeah, that's the one.” I looked toward the aisle and thought, “Well, this is where it gets fun.” [Male, matter-of-fact] That's Outdoor. [Customer voice] But it's a power tool. [Male] Sure. But it's still Outdoor. [Verse 4] Then another customer said, “What about the hose?” I said, “That depends on where the hose goes.” “Pump?” “Outdoor.” “Sprayer?” “Garden.” “Lawn mower?” [GLOW Tools employee, immediate] Garden. “Weed Wacker?” Garden. “Chainsaw?” Garden. “Snow blower?” Outdoor. [Spoken, laughing] See? We have departments for this. [Chorus – bigger] [GLOW Tools chorus] GLOW Tools! We know what belongs! Hand tools, power tools, We've been doing this all along! GLOW Tools! There's a place for every trade! Just because it has a motor Doesn't mean it's ours to grade! [Bridge – funky breakdown] [Male, conversational] You want a hammer? I've got three. Need a socket? Come with me. Drill with a battery? Right over there. Saw with a cord? We've got a pair. But if it washes the driveway, That's another aisle. If it cuts the grass, That's not my file. If it blows the snow, Don't bring it here. I know my tools. I've been doing this for years. [Band builds] [Verse 5] Then somebody asked me, “Where's the GLOW generator?” I stopped. [Beat] “Generator?” “Yeah. It makes power.” I pointed toward Electrical. [Spoken] That's Electrical. [Customer] “But it's a GLOW tool.” [Male] No, no, no. [Drums hit] That's where we draw the line. [Final Chorus – huge] [GLOW Tools chorus] GLOW Tools! That's what we do! Hammers and drills, We've got a tool for you! GLOW Tools! We know every name! Every bit, every blade, Every model in the game! GLOW Tools! There's a place for everything! But if you're making electricity— [Band cuts] [Male, dead serious] That's Electrical. [Final instrumental groove] [Male, laughing] You can keep the lawn mower, too. That's Garden. [Outro – band] GLOW Tools! GLOW Tools! The O is glowing, And we're still getting it done!
