[intro] When C.E.S. came this year So much great stuff, so much gear Every hack, new trick or klooge Made my little tech heart spooge. [Verse 1] From telephones to CPUs, GPUs and NPUs, From robot vacuums To huge teevees I gotta get me ten of these! [Chorus] When C.E.S. comes each year (each year) Every company says, "Hold my beer!" (Right here!) Somethin' new blows my mind! (My BRAIN!) And grows the fear I'll be left behind. (Be-hiiiiiind!) [Verse 2] From pumped-up kicks, With self-windin' laces To Video cards And computer cases Camera gear and electric cars, To robot butlers who sing a few bars. [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I can't believe this fuckin' shit; Not sure what to make of it. Too much for one man to love, For a geek like me, it's heaven above; But C.E.S. is the place for me, Ever since they took away my E3 (E3!) [Chorus] When C.E.S. comes each year (each year) Every company says, "Hold my beer!" (Right here!) Somethin' new blows my mind! (My BRAIN!) And grows the fear I'll be left behind. (Be-hiiiiiind!) [intro] When C.E.S. comes every year All those electronics, so much gear Every hack, new trick or klooge Makes my little tech heart go spooge.
