Wake up at 545 am

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V5.5

I just stood back for a bit, 
but see I was so fucken stoned 
I forgot I even smoked That shit 
so I was like….Wait!! Wait what the fuck man?  Why the fuck are you firing me? Mother fucker
 I ain’t done shit.!!!
Nuh Nuh fuck that fuck that 
You wanna fuck with me!!! 
Huh Huh? yeah you wanna fuck with me 
Huh huh yeh????

Then I pulled back my fist and… and.. 
BOOM! (Boom!!) 
I just knocked his ass out 
(Ahhhh!) yeh what bitch 
Oh shit, then I remembered 
Ohh he fired me cause I’m smoking weed n shit and I was so fucking high. 
I forgot I was even high n shit. 
Haha 
Then I was all like

I’m sorry man. Shit Shit I’m sorry man.
(get the fuck out of here!!)
Okay, chill alright , I will I will 
(or we will call the police) 
The Police?!! 
Oh shit that would be a catastrophe cause right now 
I’ve got like two bags on Me 
haha fuck it I’m out of here 
Yeh I head back to my car n I smoke a couple bongs then I roll up out of here

yeah, that’s right up out of the clear yeh up n outer here out in the open air oh yeh to where I’m smoking yeah call me Jim Carrey from the mask
Bitch Cause, I’m…SMOKING!!! 
Haha yeah then I rocked up to this hose house and I seen old stacks of magazines, newspapers n all sorts of dirty ass things like an old G string 
in an old bowl of Mac n cheese 
So black it looks like it was made back way way back and I was like Jesus even the rats could catch a disease. Off this bitch you say Then I stepped back and I seen a site

Yeah, I stepped back and I seen a bag of Green and I was like 
Well well, my name ain’t Darren 
but you’ll be Sharon. Tonight

Yeah you’ll be sharing tonight. Alright If not then fuck you bitch 
I’ll just go and do the dash with your stash bitch. Yeah I’ll stash your stash in the back of your old hatchback.

You catch that bitch
Oh, I’ll do the fucking dash in your old hatchback then drive off in the Mazda like zoom zoom 
you fucking catch that yeh hashtag

#FuckYouHoeI’mSmokingYourShit. Haha blazing up the greenery 
And now smoke is all you can see  in my scenery yeh you see what I see if so your eyes are red as fuck. Haha yeah you see what I see yeah you see what I see. I see shit man seeeeee seeeeeeee shiiiiiiiiiit mannnnnn hahah seeeeeeeee shiiiittttt

Haha ohhh fuck I’m floating man I’m high as fuck smoking that hurting weed yeah that fucking Cali weed oh yeh indeed

Oh shit, yeh i wake up in the morning all tired n shit yeh it’s like 5 forty five so  it’s time to split yeh I skipped my brecky bongs n I light a spliff yeh that’s it 
N when I arrived at work 
I was fucking high as shit 
but see by 9 o’clock 
my high started to slip
 so I snuck to my car 
just to slice this shit. 
but see it was the type of shit 
that turns ya eyes to slits 
Which is probably why my Boss cracked the shits 
He said. Hey what the fuck is this? 
I’m tired of this shit!!! YOUR FIRED!!! 
now go n pack your shit!!!

Yeah, I stepped back and I seen a bag of Green and I was like 
Well well, my name ain’t

5000/7500

Oh shit, yeh i wake up in the morning all tired n shit yeh it’s like 5 forty five so it’s time to split yeh I skipped my brecky bongs n I light a spliff (puffing) haha yeh that’s it N when I arrived at work I was fucking high as shit but see by 9 o’clock my high started to slip so I snuck to my car just to slice this shit. but see it was the type of shit that turns ya eyes to slits Which is probably why my Boss cracked the shits He said. Hey what the fuck is this? I’m tired of this shit!!! YOUR FIRED!!! now go n pack your shit!!! I just stood back for a bit, but see I was so fucken stoned I forgot I even smoked That shit so I was like….Wait!! Wait what the fuck man? Why the fuck are you firing me? Mother fucker I ain’t done shit.!!! Nuh Nuh fuck that fuck that You wanna fuck with me!!! Huh Huh? yeah you wanna fuck with me Huh huh yeh???? Then I pulled back my fist and… and.. BOOM! (Boom!!) I just knocked his ass out (Ahhhh!) yeh what bitch Oh shit, then I remembered Ohh he fired me cause I’m smoking weed n shit and I was so fucking high. I forgot I was even high n shit. Haha Then I was all like I’m sorry man. Shit Shit I’m sorry man. (get the fuck out of here!!) Okay, chill alright , I will I will (or we will call the police) The Police?!! Oh shit that would be a catastrophe cause right now I’ve got like two bags on Me haha fuck it I’m out of here Yeh I head back to my car n I smoke a couple bongs then I roll up out of here yeah, that’s right up out of the clear yeh up n outer here out in the open air oh yeh to where I’m smoking yeah call me Jim Carrey from the mask Bitch Cause, I’m…SMOKING!!! Haha yeah then I rocked up to this hose house and I seen old stacks of magazines, newspapers n all sorts of dirty ass things like an old G string in an old bowl of Mac n cheese So black it looks like it was made back way way back and I was like Jesus even the rats could catch a disease. Off this bitch you say Then I stepped back and I seen a site Yeah, I stepped back and I seen a bag of Green and I was like Well well, my name ain’t Darren but you’ll be Sharon. Tonight Yeah you’ll be sharing tonight. Alright If not then fuck you bitch I’ll just go and do the dash with your stash bitch. Yeah I’ll stash your stash in the back of your old hatchback. You catch that bitch Oh, I’ll do the fucking dash in your old hatchback then drive off in the Mazda like zoom zoom you fucking catch that yeh hashtag #FuckYouHoeI’mSmokingYourShit. Haha blazing up the greenery And now smoke is all you can see in my scenery yeh you see what I see if so your eyes are red as fuck. Haha yeah you see what I see yeah you see what I see. I see shit man seeeeee seeeeeeee shiiiiiiiiiit mannnnnn hahah seeeeeeeee shiiiittttt Haha ohhh fuck I’m floating man I’m high as fuck smoking that hurting weed yeah that fucking Cali weed oh yeh indeed Oh shit, yeh i wake up in the morning all tired n shit yeh it’s like 5 forty five so it’s time to split yeh I skipped my brecky bongs n I light a spliff yeh that’s it N when I arrived at work I was fucking high as shit but see by 9 o’clock my high started to slip so I snuck to my car just to slice this shit. but see it was the type of shit that turns ya eyes to slits Which is probably why my Boss cracked the shits He said. Hey what the fuck is this? I’m tired of this shit!!! YOUR FIRED!!! now go n pack your shit!!! I just stood back for a bit, but see I was so fucken stoned I forgot I even smoked That shit so I was like….Wait!! Wait what the fuck man? Why the fuck are you firing me? Mother fucker I ain’t done shit.!!! Nuh Nuh fuck that fuck that You wanna fuck with me!!! Huh Huh? yeah you wanna fuck with me Huh huh yeh???? Then I pulled back my fist and… and.. BOOM! (Boom!!) I just knocked his ass out (Ahhhh!) yeh what bitch Oh shit, then I remembered Ohh he fired me cause I’m smoking weed n shit and I was so fucking high. I forgot I was even high n shit. Haha Then I was all like I’m sorry man. Shit Shit I’m sorry man. (get the fuck out of here!!) Okay, chill alright , I will I will (or we will call the police) The Police?!! Oh shit that would be a catastrophe cause right now I’ve got like two bags on Me haha fuck it I’m out of here Yeh I head back to my car n I smoke a couple bongs then I roll up out of here yeah, that’s right up out of the clear yeh up n outer here out in the open air oh yeh to where I’m smoking yeah call me Jim Carrey from the mask Bitch Cause, I’m…SMOKING!!! Haha yeah then I rocked up to this hose house and I seen old stacks of magazines, newspapers n all sorts of dirty ass things like an old G string in an old bowl of Mac n cheese So black it looks like it was made back way way back and I was like Jesus even the rats could catch a disease. Off this bitch you say Then I stepped back and I seen a site Yeah, I stepped back and I seen a bag of Green and I was like Well well, my name ain’t

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