We found ourselves a dungeon And fought our battles plenty There were more than ten And Much more than twenty [Chorus] But John got disarmed John got disarmed Yes While we were barely harmed John got disarmed [Verse] The paths were full of turns And twisty prongs We Always went right And Never went wrong [Chorus] But John got disarmed John got disarmed Yes While we were barely harmed John got disarmed [Verse] The boss room was scary The battle was hairy We gathered up our might Facing him for a fight [Chorus] But John got disarmed John got disarmed Yes While we were barely harmed John got disarmed Isabella kept on her toes Backed by the valiant wang Bo Alexander the golden god Helped us win despite the odds [Chorus] But John got disarmed John got disarmed Yes While we were barely harmed John got disarmed We won the fight And it didn’t take long We won the fight And wrote this song About our fights and dungeon crushed We took the treasures And were not rushed The battle was valiant And the glory untold We wrote this tale to To let you know how the Story did unfold. [Chorus] But John got disarmed John got disarmed Yes While we were barely harmed John got disarmed This ends the ballad of us happy few and we were happy to sing the tale for you We won’t charge you a lot to listen No coins and no fees Enjoy our ballad together The tale of John The amputee The tale of John The amputee
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