Intro: System alert. Unauthorized garbage object entering the time-stream. Trash Protocol 7B activated. Trash Protocol 7B… Protocol …7B… Stabilize the core. Lock the portal steady. Verse 1: Hey! Watch the banana peels! They’re fueling the core! This '89er needs precision, not your expert hands! Precision? You wired a toaster to a cooling unit from the eighties. That toaster is the wormhole door — don’t touch that switch. This one? Look at the sparks — the gamma rays flow, The 89er’s screaming — it’s ready to go. Wearing my shades in the hyperspace glare, Skipping through centuries — I don’t even care. Verse 2: She pulled the plug on the chrono-flow, Now we’re falling fast where the raccoons grow. Timeline cracking, sparks in the sky, Coffee pots vanish — don’t ask why. Face the glitch when the circuits bend, Every future loops again. Four hundred visions in violet light — All of them wrong. None of them right. Chorus / Drop: TRASH PORTAL! The 89er rips! Sailing through time On junkyard chips! From ancient Rome To the final day — Trash Protocol Is the only way! Final Chorus / Impact: TRASH PORTAL! The 89er lives! Time collapsing — But we still exist! Outro: Calculating final destination… Transfer failure. And remember… Don’t trust the raccoon.