[Verse 1] She rolls in under neon light With planets turning overhead A cart full of questionable things And one good reason to stay fed Radiation snacks on aisle three Zero-G drinks beside the wine Something with eight little legs Just climbed across the checkout line [Pre-Chorus] No questions asked No refunds here If it glows too much Just step away, dear [Chorus] Illegal Earth coffee Black as a moonless sky Illegal Earth coffee Worth the customs fine Fill my cart with trouble Put the stars on my receipt If they ban another planet I’ll still come here every week [Verse 2] Outer Rim fruit in vacuum jars Meteor candy two for one A tentacle waves from frozen foods Like shopping here is supposed to be fun She finds a box from planet Earth Turns it slowly in her hand The label says forbidden goods Which only makes it more in demand [Pre-Chorus] No questions asked No refunds here Everything tastes better When somebody says “don’t go near” [Chorus] Illegal Earth coffee Black as a moonless sky Illegal Earth coffee Worth the customs fine Fill my cart with trouble Put the stars on my receipt If they ban another planet I’ll still come here every week [Bridge] One bottle of lightning Two cans of rain Three little crystals Whispering my name One bag of moon dust One thing alive And somehow Earth coffee Is the contraband tonight Attention shoppers. Possession of terrestrial caffeine may result in immediate happiness. [Breakdown] Scan it Bag it Hide it from patrol Taste it Love it Lose a little self-control [Final Chorus] Illegal Earth coffee Black as a moonless sky Illegal Earth coffee Worth the customs fine Fill my cart with trouble Put the stars on my receipt At the Forbidden Planet Supermarket Bad decisions taste so sweet [Outro] Store lights dim Engines start One cup warm One stolen heart
