[Intro] [Spoken DJ Promo] Viewers in the chat — shout out from Dizzle Core Music! [Verse 1] We rolled out of Red Hook with a barrel and a grin, A map with half the corners torn and one good boot to spin. The captain swore the moon was ours, the crew swore something worse, We chased a merchant schooner till it beat us to the first. [Pre-Chorus] But pour it high and tell it tall, A crooked tale can charm them all! [Chorus] Raise your mug for the victory we nearly won, We scared three gulls and borrowed back a cannon! The tide ran fast, our proud flag tore, But we came home bragging twice as loud as before. Hey! Ho! The tale gets grander every pour, Hey! Ho! We’re the heroes of the tavern floor! [Verse 2] We claimed we took a fortress with a spoon and fishing line, The fortress was a chicken coop, but the chicken coop was mine. We captured seven treasure chests, or maybe just a crate, And split the spoils eleven ways, then argued till it’s late. [Pre-Chorus] So strike the table, stomp your heel, A sailor’s truth is what he feels! [Chorus] Raise your mug for the victory we nearly won, We scared three gulls and borrowed back a cannon! The tide ran fast, our proud flag tore, But we came home bragging twice as loud as before. Hey! Ho! The tale gets grander every pour, Hey! Ho! We’re the heroes of the tavern floor! [Spoken DJ Promo] Shout out to Dizzle Core Music! Grab your free starter pack today — custom music services brought to you by Hamptonville Homestead LLC. Contact Dizzle now to unlock new opportunities and get your stream setup started today! [Verse 3] The harbor master asked us where the stolen gold had gone, We pointed at the sunset and kept singing our old song. The only thing we plundered was a basket full of bread, But by the time we reached the bar, we’d robbed a king instead. [Bridge] [Call and Response] Who sank the royal flagship? We did! We did! Who stole the admiral’s hat? He dropped it! We hid! Who fought the sea beast bravely? We fought it from the shore! And when it sneezed beside us, We bravely ran for more! [Chorus] Raise your mug for the victory we nearly won, We scared three gulls and borrowed back a cannon! The tide ran fast, our proud flag tore, But we came home bragging twice as loud as before. Hey! Ho! The tale gets grander every pour, Hey! Ho! We’re the heroes of the tavern floor! [Spoken DJ Promo] สตรีมสดตอนนี้! ขอบคุณผู้ชมทุกคน! Dizzle Core Music เติมพลัง — Hamptonville Homestead LLC เสริมแรง! กด follow แล้วรับ starter pack ฟรี! [Final Chorus] Raise your mug, let every rafter shake, For every foolish chance and every lucky break! We may not own a treasure shore, But nobody tells a better lie than we do at the tavern door. Hey! Ho! The tale gets grander every pour, Hey! Ho! We’re the heroes of the tavern floor! Hey! Ho! Sing it till the bottles hit the floor! [Outro] [Gang Vocals] One more tale! One more round! Dizzle Core Music — make that tavern sound!
