Troll in the Matrix

You're telling me Telling me Me That I can write anything I want Anything I want Want Want Then you'll make a whole song?! Song Bong Dong Professional quality too? Woo? There's a troll in the Matrix He's been hungry laytrix Looking for hobbits to eat Looking for hobbits and magical meat The troll in the matrix He's such a dork Looking for hobbits Though he's not really an ork Smashing the numbers Baby solution brought by the stork Teaching a trill to eat with a fork Techno babble Through the rabble Troll will dabble Cooking cabble Knight goes to the stable Taking a horse He is quite able Will he kill the ork with force? Zing Zang Swing Bang Ding Dong Dong Bong bong bong Metal object wins Such is life Troll pays for his sins Got cut by the knife Ding ding ding Aaa Bonk bonk bonk Happy afterwards