Saltwater Lies | A Bard’s Sea Hag Romance

90s techno - dance, Upbeat Pop Rock: Retro synths, Strong electric guitars, upbeat fast rhythm, and a Dark Male vocal delivery would create a fun and nostalgic atmosphere

[Instrumental intro]

[INTRO – "Sunset Mirage"]
Golden light across the bay,
She danced where ocean foam would play.
The air was sweet, the tide was low—
And I thought, “By gods, she’s got that glow!”

[VERSE 1 – "First Glance"]
She sang upon a driftwood throne,
With eyes that chilled me to the bone.
Hair like seaweed, lips of red—
My heart leapt up, then left my head.

[BRIDGE 1 – "Bard's Delight"]
Another tale for tavern lore,
A midnight kiss, then maybe more!
I checked my breath, I struck a chord,
A wooing wink—oh thank the Lord!

[CHORUS 1 – "Caught in the Net"]
She looked like a dream, in moonlit disguise,
Wrapped in saltwater lies!
I dove in deep, I played it cool,
But I was dancing with a tidepool ghoul! 🎶

[VERSE 2 – "Unsettled Waters"]
Her perfume stung like fish and smoke,
The moon went dim, my nose near broke.
She dripped like kelp, with squishing feet—
Still, I smiled like a lovesick treat.

[BRIDGE 2 – "The Cracks Show"]
The shimmer faded, shadows twitched—
My charming grin began to glitch.
Her voice grew sharp, her eyes grew wide—
By the gods, I tried to hide!

[CHORUS 2 – "The Sea Hag Appears]
She hissed and grinned, her breath could kill,
Paint peeled off my windowsill!
She croaked my name with fishbone charm,
Wrapped me in her seaweed arms! 🎶

[ VERSE 3 – "Desperate Seduction"]
She called me “lover,” licked her teeth,
A barnacle clung beneath her wreath.
She dragged a tongue across my cheek—
I screamed in ways I didn’t speak.

[BRIDGE 3 – "Escape Plan"]
“Oh look—a storm!” I lied with flair,
Then tripped and bolted through the air.
“Just need a lute!” I faked and fled,
She laughed, “You’re mine, bard-boy,” then she sped!

[FINAL CHORUS – "Run, Run, Run!]
She chased me down the haunted shore,
Waves crashing, crows began to soar!
I ran through crabs and seagull cries—
Beware the beauty with saltwater lies! 🎶

[OUTRO – "Moral of the Story"]
If she’s perfect near the sea,
Just squint and check—could be a she.
Or she’s a hag with breath of doom...
And you’ll be repainting every room.

[Instrumental outro, fade out]

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[Instrumental intro] [INTRO – "Sunset Mirage"] Golden light across the bay, She danced where ocean foam would play. The air was sweet, the tide was low— And I thought, “By gods, she’s got that glow!” [VERSE 1 – "First Glance"] She sang upon a driftwood throne, With eyes that chilled me to the bone. Hair like seaweed, lips of red— My heart leapt up, then left my head. [BRIDGE 1 – "Bard's Delight"] Another tale for tavern lore, A midnight kiss, then maybe more! I checked my breath, I struck a chord, A wooing wink—oh thank the Lord! [CHORUS 1 – "Caught in the Net"] She looked like a dream, in moonlit disguise, Wrapped in saltwater lies! I dove in deep, I played it cool, But I was dancing with a tidepool ghoul! 🎶 [VERSE 2 – "Unsettled Waters"] Her perfume stung like fish and smoke, The moon went dim, my nose near broke. She dripped like kelp, with squishing feet— Still, I smiled like a lovesick treat. [BRIDGE 2 – "The Cracks Show"] The shimmer faded, shadows twitched— My charming grin began to glitch. Her voice grew sharp, her eyes grew wide— By the gods, I tried to hide! [CHORUS 2 – "The Sea Hag Appears] She hissed and grinned, her breath could kill, Paint peeled off my windowsill! She croaked my name with fishbone charm, Wrapped me in her seaweed arms! 🎶 [ VERSE 3 – "Desperate Seduction"] She called me “lover,” licked her teeth, A barnacle clung beneath her wreath. She dragged a tongue across my cheek— I screamed in ways I didn’t speak. [BRIDGE 3 – "Escape Plan"] “Oh look—a storm!” I lied with flair, Then tripped and bolted through the air. “Just need a lute!” I faked and fled, She laughed, “You’re mine, bard-boy,” then she sped! [FINAL CHORUS – "Run, Run, Run!] She chased me down the haunted shore, Waves crashing, crows began to soar! I ran through crabs and seagull cries— Beware the beauty with saltwater lies! 🎶 [OUTRO – "Moral of the Story"] If she’s perfect near the sea, Just squint and check—could be a she. Or she’s a hag with breath of doom... And you’ll be repainting every room. [Instrumental outro, fade out]

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