DREW

DREW FUCKING CAREY— You say I don’t write my own music? You say I’m just some kind of fake? Guess I gotta fry you too you full-on PAC. ⸻ [Verse 1] DREW remember Seattle? How’s that Eastside cave? Sitting disappointed and hiding from society Door locked shut with the blackout blinds Playing Call of Duty till four in the night Two thousand hours? Drew that can’t be true You’d think somewhere in there that you’d fucking improve Evan better than you fool and he’s a little goblin too Hop online acting tactical and cold Then immediately get sniped and fold Yelling “BRO THAT’S BULLSHIT” at the TV screen Like the game itself formed a conspiracy ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] OH NO— Drew staring again Quietly gazing off beyond mortal men Nobody knows what bro thinking at night Probably calculating damage stats by moonlight ⸻ [Chorus] DON’T TALK SHIT TO ME I’M A CREATIVE SAVANT, YOU A CAVE LIZARD B Living in darkness avoiding daylight Streaming to two little viewers every night DON’T TALK SHIT TO ME Bro got mystery creature energy Keep acting like you building some empire big WHEN YOU EATING ICE CREAM WITH CHOPSTICKS IN YOUR WALK-IN FRIDGE ⸻ [Verse 2] Always flying out on mysterious business trips Comes back acting like he can’t discuss it Says “classified” with a serious face Brother you work from a laptop, calm the pace Got this weird little smirk like he know some truth Like he got ancient knowledge he won’t give to you Staring out windows during thunderstorms Like he downloading updates in another form Streaming games to his loyal fanbase crew Both viewers locked in like “LET’S GO DREW” One’s probably Matt and the other your mom And even she clicked out after eight minutes on Lock in and get that Chinese wife ⸻ [Bridge — dramatic] I looked into Drew’s eyes… No emotion… No blinking… I DON’T KNOW IF I’M BEING DIRECT ENOUGH… YOUR A FUCKING LIZARD MAN— (beat drops) ⸻ [Final Chorus] DON’T TALK SHIT TO ME I’M A CREATIVE SAVANT, YOU A CAVE LIZARD B Moved to the Eastside hiding from life Bro maybe lock in and get your shit right DON’T TALK SHIT TO ME Got mysterious goblin tendencies Still love you Drew—but facts are facts— NOW GET OFF WARZONE AND TEXT US BACK ⸻ [outro] Drew you see— I wrote this all myself SO DON’T FUCKIN TELL ME OTHERWISE Because the real Drew would support my shitty AI music career… Not this strange cave creature version of Andrew.