
Fangs and Fincances (Candy-Cat Remix)
ORIGINAL SONG BY "AMANO" @amano4332 [Intro: Spoken] Floorboards creek with eerie sound Spiderwebs all 'round Faulty plumbing, electrical sparks lady Vampire let's out a sigh "Centuries old this mansion indeed Time for a renovations, just need a place to sleep" [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Knocked on the door in the dead of night Lady Vampire in her gown so tight Huntress answered with a glare so mean "What you want Bloodsucker queen?" [Verse 2] At midnight's door so sly A Lady Vampire with a gleam in her eye Said "Huntress darling I need a place to crash I’ll keep it clean I’ll even take out the trash" [Pre-Chorus] Knock knock who’s there at her's door tonight A pale-faced dame with a thirst for a bite Lady Vampire says “I need shelter the sun’s on my trail” Huntress says “Not my problem go haunt someone else’s tale” [Chorus] "Can I crash on your couch for a day or three I swear I won't bite or steal your tea No sunlight No drama Just let me stay I'll pay your debts if that clears the way" [Verse 3] Huntress laughed and crossed her arms "Not for all your undead charms I've got a mortgage and bills to pay You think I’d risk my neck today?" [Bridge] She said "No way Not a chance Not today" Huntress closed the door Lady knocked again Huntress opened, crossbow in hands Huntresses don’t house the fanged cliché But then lady whispered with a sway "I’ll pay off your rent and your mortgage Okay?" [Verse 4] The Huntress paused with a skeptical brow "You’ll pay it all you’re serious now" lady smiled showing her pearly teeth "I’ve got centuries of savings in cash you know me" [Pre-Chorus] Huntress said “You drink blood and that’s kinda weird” lady said “Well you slay us that’s what I’ve feared” They stare at each other down like a comedy show Lady says “Name your price and I’ll make it so” [Chorus] Oh the sun's rising and Lady's time running out But huntress bank account’s empty and she's filled with doubt Lady said “Let’s make a deal no tricks just pay” Huntress sigh and muttered “Alright you can stay” [Verse 5] Huntress said "fine but follow my rules No biting no lurking no bats in me boots" Lady chuckled "deal I’ll behave just right I’ll even cook breakfast though I only eat at night" [Bridge 2] They haggled the terms No blood and no bats No stabbing no garlic No dramatic sets But soon they were laughing Like frenemies do Even a huntress can't deny a good brew [Verse 6] Now they live together with rules to obey Lady Vampire doesn’t bite and Huntress doesn’t slay Turns out the rent was a lot to erase Hunters have a lot of a bills to face [Outro] Nights in chaos as their worlds collide The Huntress and Lady Vampire side by side One hunts the undead the other’s undead chic A sitcom’s brewing this is one for the week [Instrumental Outro]

