I do not consent to these proceedings. I am a free man on the land, but nobody is legal on illegal land, nobody is illegal on stolen land, unless it's my land. If it's mine you can fuck right off of my land, bitch! You have no jurisdiction over me. I am not subject to your laws. (chorus) I claim separation from governmental authority! I am a flesh-and-blood person or legal fiction or something! I reject the authority of the state and claim equity! I reject legal obligation! I promote and encourage illegal and extremist activity! I can't be under arrest, I am not of your lawly jurisdictionary. What is this, a Nuremberg rally in my home town? Holy fucking shit! (drum solo) I am a sovereign being. I am not a 14th Amendment citizen, I am the left side of the bell curve of amendments! I am a natural person, not a corporate entity. I think! I stand under common law, not statutory law. Ask me to explain it, and you are the problem, bro! No contract has been entered into. I do not consent, I waive the benefits. (chorus) I claim separation from governmental authority! I am a flesh-and-blood person or legal fiction or something! I reject the authority of the state and claim equity! With interest! I reject legal obligation because I'm a fool! I promote and encourage illegal and extremist activity! Just check the contents of my toilet! You can't arrest me, I am the slippery eel of reality and stupidity! (drum solo) That is my corporate name, not me. I am McDonalds! I am the living man, not the legal entity, there for here to for fuck more shall close door. My name in all caps refers to a corporation. I am an L L C of mindless fuckery! My brain is suffering from mental neural and literal constipation! The government is a corporation, man! I reject! I do not recognize your authority, man! I do not respect! Your laws are maritime admiralty law, not applicable to me. (guitar solo) (chorus) I claim separation from governmental authority and the gravity of flat earthiness! I am a flesh-and-blood person or legal fiction or something! I reject the authority of the state and claim equity! I don't know what the fuck that means! I don't know what this means, I don't know what you mean! I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm a messed up I'm fucked up I'm a messed up I'm fucked up I'm a messed up I'm fucked up. (song slows down) (spoken word) Secured party creditor. Affidavit of truth. Notice of liability. Gold-fringed flag objection. Strawman redemption. Lawful rebellion. Don't taze me. My balls itch. My taint is sore. I farted again. The earth is flat. I am the sovereign of nothing. Truth community Truth community Truth community Truth community Truth community Truth community Truth community Truth community. Oh fucking hell, none of this shit worked. Damnit. I think I should talk to my lawyer.
