Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms! https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913 [Intro: Overly grand brass fanfare] WE'RE HUGE! WE'RE HUGE! (Sure you are...) [Verse 1] Just because we're called "Small Tuna" doesn't mean a thing (NOT A THING!) We're actually quite massive if you measure wing to wing (FISH DON'T HAVE WINGS!) We're bigger than a goldfish by at least a hundred times Larger than most salmon when you factor in the rhymes Our bassist's thumb is pretty big that's something! (That's... that's pretty sad actually) [Pre-Chorus] Don't let the name fool you We're medium at least! Compared to plankton We're practically BEASTS! [Chorus] WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE LARGE! (No you're not!) MASSIVE LIKE A BARGE! (That's a stretch!) We're bigger than an ant colony Larger than a shrimp's apology WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE LARGE! (REAL SMALL TUNA!) [Defensive Trombone Solo] [Verse 2] My mom says we're good-sized for our age (THANKS MOM!) We barely even fit on a standard stage (IT'S A COFFEESHOP!) We're taller than a stack of seven crackers Wider than a team of tractors Look we're huge in Japan... on a microscopic scale! (That doesn't even make sense!) [Pre-Chorus] Wikipedia says we're notable That means we're pretty big! We have TENS of listeners That's no small gig! [Chorus] WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE LARGE! (Microscopically!) TREMENDOUS LIKE A MARGE! (That's just a name!) We're bigger than most molecules Larger than those things in pools WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE LARGE! (STILL SMALL TUNA!) [Bridge - Getting desperate] LOOK AT THESE MEASUREMENTS! *Pulls out tiny ruler* Three inches is HUGE in centimeters! (It's 7.62!) We're gigantic in millimeters! (Still small!) ENORMOUS IN... in... nanometers? (Now you're getting it!) [Saxophone Solo - Playing very quietly to not overshadow the band] [Breakdown - Measuring everything] How about compared to rice? (BIGGER!) How about compared to dice? (SOMETIMES!) How about compared to lice? (DEFINITELY!) How about compared to nice? (THAT'S AN ADJECTIVE!) WE'RE LARGE WE'RE LARGE WE'RE LARGE! [Final Chorus - Complete denial] WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE LARGE! (You're really not though!) SUPER MASSIVE LARGE! (Just accept you're small!) We're bigger than we were yesterday That's growth and that's okay WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE— [Outro - Acceptance?] Okay fine we're pretty small (FINALLY!) But we're the BIGGEST small tuna of all! (That's not how that works!) We're small LARGE! We're largely SMALL! We're medium-small-ish-large! We're... actually... quite... large... (No you're not) WE KNOW!
