[Verse 1] I come knock-knock-knocking with a pumpkin in my hand Went tiptoeing from the graveyard like a squeaky marching band My grin’s two big marshmallows with a missing front row slot I go “boo!” then crack myself up and forget what I’ve got Hee-hee-hee, I’m all wobble, like a shopping cart on ice Tried to chomp a candy corn and sneezed it out with rice [Pre-chorus] I'm all gummy I'm stoopid too Lost my last tooth But I'll chew on you [Chorus] Yum, yum, yum Wanna taste your brain Your guts and bowels Yeah, it's yummy for my gummy [Verse 2] Moon’s up, I’m in slippers, dragging dirt across the hall Got a chain around my ankle, still I clank and try to salsa wall-to-wall I scare the trick-or-treaters, then I hand them all a pie I’m the undead with hiccups and a googly-eye tie Ha-ha-ha, I’m a mess in a cape that’s way too small No teeth, no bite, just pumpkin guts and a bouncy-bouncy crawl [Pre-chorus] I'm all gummy I'm stoopid too Lost my last tooth But I'll chew on you [Chorus] Yum, yum, yum Wanna taste your brain Your guts and bowels Yeah, it's yummy for my gummy [Verse 3] Now I’m tossing vampire stickers at the mailbox down the street My bat wings are a dish towel and my zombie feet go beep I moonwalk past the hedges, then I bonk the welcome mat My jack-o’-lantern sneezes, and the whole porch goes “What was that?” Hee-hee-hee, I’m too goofy to be properly scary Even the skeleton neighbor says, “Bro, you’re kinda dairy” [Pre-chorus] I'm all gummy I'm stoopid too Lost my last tooth But I'll chew on you [Chorus] Yum, yum, yum Wanna taste your brain Your guts and bowels Yeah, it's yummy for my gummy [Bridge] Yummy for my gummy C'mon, give me a taste, a bite, a treat I got a pumpkin in my hand and a squeak in my shoes I’m scary on paper, but I trip on my ooze [Pre-chorus] I'm all gummy I'm stoopid too Lost my last tooth But I'll chew on you [Chorus] Yum, yum, yum Wanna taste your brain Your guts and bowels Yeah, it's yummy for my gummy [outro] Yummy, yummy Hee-hee, give me it, hee-hee Braiiiin, soft, yeah! C'mon give it to me Yeah, me wanna lick it If I look mean, it’s only because my face won’t stay still I’m a Halloween whoopie cushion with a head full of chills
