[retro radio add] Gaaaabbeeeer Gaaaabbeeeer [spoken radio dystopian 1984 ambient] Good Day, Sir or Madam! This is Insaneruediger bringing you your daily news shorts on Radio Antenna Void. Attention: Any of the following information might be hallucinated. [pause] Worldwide Incidents: Aptiv Split: Aptiv separates into two companies for tech and electrical systems. Seagate Earnings: Seagate expects $1.88/share in profits, rebounding from losses. Wimbledon Tech Shift: Wimbledon adopts electronic line-calling, replacing judges. [pause] [switch scene] And now, a quick break from the voidβRadio Antenna Voidβs Track of the Day: Turtle by GameIsHere. A soothing melody that takes you on a serene journeyβwhat a vibe! [switch] Female Person: βWhy donβt skeletons fight with each other?β Male Voice: βWhy?β Female Person: βBecause they donβt have the guts!β [laughter] Wow, that was mad! Thatβs all for your daily news update. This is Insaneruediger on Radio Antenna Void, wishing you a fantastic and productive day! Cheers! [end]
