I'll be Stoned for X-mas

[intro] I'll be Stoned for X-mas Passed out on the floor. You know I'll be smoking weed until you leave And then I'll smoke some more! [will it chug?] I'll be Stoned for X-mas Passed out on the floor. You know I'll be smoking weed until you leave And then I'll smoke some more! [surf punk solo 1] X-mas time will FRY me It's my only way to cope You know that I'll be stoned on X-mas Eve Just gotta score more Dope! [surf punk solo 2] [outro] I'll be Stoned for X-mas Passed out on the floor. You know I'll be smoking weed until you leave And then I'll smoke some more!