Hello my dear intergalactic pirates ! Hope you're doing fine dispite your crappy bone density ! Antimatter is fuckin' expensive these days am'i'right ? I know some of you feel down and think about depressurizing their head into space... Not on my watch ! Do you feel better already ? The galactic brainpain agency recommends 3 sessions of cardiac sync a day. Bullshit to sell more pills ! But we can replace that with some good old soothing noises from home. Are you ready ? Hit it ! Breath in one, two, three, four, five Breath out one, two, three, four, five Breath in one, two, three, four, five Breath out one, two, three, four, five Yeah ! That's it ! You feel it ? Time to eat chocolate and launch your turbo blaster... want some more ? Here we go ! Breath in one, two, three, four, five Breath out one, two, three, four, five Breath in one, two, three, four, five Breath out one, two, three, four, five Ouh ! That was intense ! Enough for me already ! Stay hydrated and in a nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere... Peace out !
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