[Verse 1] I woke up to a headline Breakfast on my cracked phone glass There she is in a blonde wig Jump-scaring my hungover ass Posters peeling in the hallway But the theme song stuck in my brain Thought I left that in a shoebox Why’s it knocking on my door again? [Chorus] Hannah Montana is back What the— I’m too old for this But I’m kinda in love With the reruns playing in my panic attacks Laughing while I’m low-key glad she’s back Hannah Montana is back What the— All my childhood ghosts pulling me from above Yeah It’s messed up how it hits like that Screaming at the screen “what the— she’s back” [Verse 2] Got a job Got a cheap suit Got a rent I can barely fake But I’m mouthing every dumb line Like I never made one mistake Friends are texting in the group chat “Bro This timeline’s gone insane” But we’re humming in our kitchen While the water boils again [Chorus] Hannah Montana is back What the— I’m too old for this But I’m kinda in love With the reruns playing in my panic attacks Laughing while I’m low-key glad she’s back Hannah Montana is back What the— All my childhood ghosts pulling me from above Yeah It’s messed up how it hits like that Screaming at the screen “what the— she’s back” [Bridge] Thought I traded in the posters For receipts and traffic jams But I’m right back on that sofa Legs crossed Plastic bracelet on my hand If growing up is getting colder Let the wig bring back the heat If it’s cringe Then I’m a soldier Hit the theme Put it on repeat (hey!) [Chorus] Hannah Montana is back What the— I’m too old for this But I’m kinda in love With the reruns playing in my panic attacks Laughing while I’m low-key glad she’s back Hannah Montana is back What the— All my broken dreams singing back-up above Yeah It’s messed up how it hits like that Screaming at the screen “what the— she’s back”
