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My Teeth Know Something

[Verse 1] My teeth know something They won't tell me what They just sit there grinning Like smug little... teeth Went to see the dentist He said, "Open wide" They all shut up instantly Little scoundrels lied [Pre-Chorus] I know they're plotting I hear them at night Soon as I wake up They're acting polite [Chorus] MY TEETH KNOW SOMETHING THEY'RE KEEPING IT FROM ME THEY CLACK IN MORSE CODE AT HALF PAST THREE MY TEETH KNOW SOMETHING I'M STARTING TO PANIC THEY'RE EITHER POSSESSED... OR JUST BRITISH [Verse 2] I bought a new toothbrush Thought that would help They all started laughing Amongst themselves The molars look guilty The canine won't blink The wisdom tooth's useless... Which makes you think [Bridge] If they know the future... Just spit it out. You're literally in my mouth. [Final Chorus] MY TEETH KNOW SOMETHING THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH IF THEY START PAYING RENT I'M PULLING THE LOT MY TEETH KNOW SOMETHING DON'T ASK ME HOW BUT IF THEY START SINGING... WE'RE ALL SCREWED.