[Verse 1] I was drivin' through the park On a lazy afternoon When a honk took me by surprise And I thought "What a buffoon" [Verse 2] I looked in the mirror But there wasn't a car It was a bird on the ground In front of me not far [Chorus] I said "Honk honk You goose I don't mean to sound obtuse But I thought you were a car Honk honk You goose I don't mean to sound obtuse But I thought you were a car You're not Honk honk You goose" [Verse 3] She looked at me in shock Like she couldn't believe That I was just as loud as her Then I put her mind at ease [Verse 4] I said "Don't take offense I can be loud too And there's a party on the lake With swans and other geese just like you" [Chorus] I said "Honk honk You goose I don't mean to sound obtuse But I thought you were a car Honk honk You goose I don't mean to sound obtuse But I thought you were a car You're not Honk honk You goose"
