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Doctor Otter

[Intro - Spoken] [Small Otter Voice] [Dry And Serious] Next patient Sit down Open wide Hmm Kidney stones! [Verse 1 - Bouncy, Clipped] [Playful Male Vocal] [Short Phrases] [No Belting] Head feels heavy? Kidney stones! Trouble sleeping? Kidney stones! Lost your keys three days ago? Probably kidney stones! Cold little paws and a terrible mood I know exactly what happened to you No need for tests no need for scans Doctor Otter understands [Pre-Hook - Stop And Start] One small look One tiny nod Diagnosis complete Next! [Hook - Catchy, Low And Controlled] Doctor Otter Doctor Otter What is wrong with me? Not enough fish not enough fish That is clearly the disease Doctor Otter Doctor Otter Write it carefully Two little salmon before you sleep Come back next week [Post-Hook - Spoken] Serious case Very serious Next patient [Verse 2 - Faster, More Absurd] Stomach making funny sounds? You need fish! Feeling lonely after dark? You need fish! Broken heart or broken chair? Same prescription either way Rub this pebble on your head Eat one trout and stay in bed Your left whisker looks depressed Fish deficiency I would guess [Pre-Hook - Stop And Start] One small look One tiny nod Diagnosis complete Next! [Hook - Catchy, Low And Controlled] Doctor Otter Doctor Otter What is wrong with me? Not enough fish not enough fish That is clearly the disease Doctor Otter Doctor Otter Write it carefully Two little salmon before you sleep Come back next week [Bridge - Spoken Examination] [Minimal Instruments] [Long Pauses] Hmm Tail too dry Fish Eyes too round Fish Bad decisions More fish No tail? Kidney stones! [Final Hook - Slightly Fuller, Still Restrained] Doctor Otter Doctor Otter What is wrong with me? Kidney stones or not enough fish Possibly both indeed Doctor Otter Doctor Otter Medical degree? No But I have this little coat That is enough for me [Outro - Spoken] Next patient Bring fish