Zero Damage Dynasty (攻撃力０の最強パーティ) TBD04

J-chillwave, trap (dark/club), lo-fi (retro 16-bit textures)

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V5.5

[Intro]
えへへ…みんなヒーラーだったんだ…でも、大丈夫だよ！
Wait, seriously? No DPS? Who cares. Watch this.

[Verse 1]
Bouncing in the club on a Malibu track
Five girls pull up and we got no attack
くるくるくるり, casting spells in the back
治療、治療、治療, sipping drinks, relaxing
Wait, nobody bought a sword? (Nope)
Nobody got a gun? (Nope)
マジでマジでヤバい, looking at the boss and yawn
Boss is crying tears of blood 'cause we simply cannot die

[Chorus]
I heal you, you heal me (yeah)
She heals her, we heal the whole party
Heal, heal, heal, heal, stepping out the grave
We never die, we got the unlimited save
HP full, MP full
Popping these potions, the logic is bull
I heal you, you heal me (what)
Ain't doing no damage but we got the VIP

[Verse 2]
Drop the beat, drop the staff, looking at the combat graph
Damage dealt is zero point zero, I am gonna laugh
傷跡治して, 擦り傷治して
戦う気ない, we just here to flex all day
さあさあさあ、集中治療
Boss hit me for a thousand, I just heal it in a row (woo)
We trading blows? No, we trading bandages
A five-hour boss fight, ignoring the damages

[Bridge]
Boss is charging his ultimate attack...
Wait, are we supposed to dodge this?
Nah, just stand there and cast Regen
Hey, what are we getting for lunch later?
寿司？
うん、寿司がいい
He just hit us for 9999...
Oops, my bad. ケアルガ

[Freestyle]
Wait, I am out of mana! (Use an ether)
I dropped my potion! (I got a feather)
Revive, heal, cure, protect, shell, wall, wait what are we doing
ピカピカピコピコ, spamming the button like lazy
くらえ! Oh wait, that is a heal, I just healed the boss
Oops! 
I healed the dragon, it has full health again
Why are we like this

[Final Chorus]
I heal you, you heal me (yeah)
She heals her, we heal the whole party
Heal, heal, heal, heal, stepping out the grave
We never die, we got the unlimited save
HP full, MP full
Popping these potions, the logic is bull
I heal you, you heal me (what)
Ain't doing no damage but we got the VIP

[Outro]
ずっとずっと healing
Eternally healing
Yo Can somebody please just punch him?
No, I only have Curaga

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🎬 Katarina Intro : https://suno.com/s/oOEXXXUx6UK8ArRW 🧚🏻‍♀️ Chieri Stated village : https://suno.com/s/V3Qh1bp3Lw45xy7X 🌿 BlueinBlue Merchant street : https://suno.com/s/Tj72rbK31VyCUzgo 💜 Katarina Friendship potion : https://suno.com/s/iL556ed3sb2Tc4na 🍻 Caterlyn Final Dungeon kitchen : https://suno.com/s/pBhy9GlstCtHNsJv [Intro] えへへ…みんなヒーラーだったんだ…でも、大丈夫だよ！ Wait, seriously? No DPS? Who cares. Watch this. [Verse 1] Bouncing in the club on a Malibu track Five girls pull up and we got no attack くるくるくるり, casting spells in the back 治療、治療、治療, sipping drinks, relaxing Wait, nobody bought a sword? (Nope) Nobody got a gun? (Nope) マジでマジでヤバい, looking at the boss and yawn Boss is crying tears of blood 'cause we simply cannot die [Chorus] I heal you, you heal me (yeah) She heals her, we heal the whole party Heal, heal, heal, heal, stepping out the grave We never die, we got the unlimited save HP full, MP full Popping these potions, the logic is bull I heal you, you heal me (what) Ain't doing no damage but we got the VIP [Verse 2] Drop the beat, drop the staff, looking at the combat graph Damage dealt is zero point zero, I am gonna laugh 傷跡治して, 擦り傷治して戦う気ない, we just here to flex all day さあさあさあ、集中治療 Boss hit me for a thousand, I just heal it in a row (woo) We trading blows? No, we trading bandages A five-hour boss fight, ignoring the damages [Bridge] Boss is charging his ultimate attack... Wait, are we supposed to dodge this? Nah, just stand there and cast Regen Hey, what are we getting for lunch later? 寿司？うん、寿司がいい He just hit us for 9999... Oops, my bad. ケアルガ [Freestyle] Wait, I am out of mana! (Use an ether) I dropped my potion! (I got a feather) Revive, heal, cure, protect, shell, wall, wait what are we doing ピカピカピコピコ, spamming the button like lazy くらえ! Oh wait, that is a heal, I just healed the boss Oops! I healed the dragon, it has full health again Why are we like this [Final Chorus] I heal you, you heal me (yeah) She heals her, we heal the whole party Heal, heal, heal, heal, stepping out the grave We never die, we got the unlimited save HP full, MP full Popping these potions, the logic is bull I heal you, you heal me (what) Ain't doing no damage but we got the VIP [Outro] ずっとずっと healing Eternally healing Yo Can somebody please just punch him? No, I only have Curaga

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