[Verse 1] You roll your eyes I roll my pack You say "those things Gonna bite you back" I say "relax They're barely lit" Just silly little sticks Of bad habit [Chorus] Funny cigarettes Always make me honest Say I'm quitting Monday Every single August Talking big and coughing Like a cheap duet Me and my regrets And these funny cigarettes [Verse 2] You steal one drag Then wave the smoke Laugh through a half Embarrassed choke "Okay I get it But I still care" You crush the butt With this tiny glare [Chorus] Funny cigarettes Always make me honest Say I'm quitting Monday Every single August Talking big and coughing Like a cheap duet Me and my regrets And these funny cigarettes [Bridge] One more pack Then I'm brand new (yeah right) You roll your eyes I roll toward you If I kick this habit Place your bet I'll still find you On my breath [Chorus] Funny cigarettes Always make me honest Say I'm quitting Monday Every single August Laughing in the driveway Clothes all smelling yet You and my excuses And these funny cigarettes
