[Chorus] Well, I'm Welland Dowd everyone seems to say it's the biggest one they ever saw Welland Dowd, if you want I'll whip it out and show you what you're working with, mommas Proud of the Welland Dowd Band Every one of us has a big hog except for that guy [Verse 1] Rolled out of Idaho with some luck in our jeans A cooler full of twisted and a truck full of dreams Welland said “boys, are you ready to go?” We said, “got the biggest sound from here to Poke-a-tello” Our cable’s got length and our amps got bite We always rock hard and we do it all night We might not top the charts, but we can work a crowd. By the end of the night. We’ll have you screaming out loud. [Chorus] Well, I'm Welland Dowd everyone seems to say it's the biggest one they ever saw Welland Dowd, if you want I'll whip it out and show you what you're working with, mommas Proud of the Welland Dowd Band Every one of us has a big hog except for that guy [Verse 2] Guitar will finger every fret on the neck with flair And the bass will keep slapping till’ it rattles your chair Our drummer keeps pounding, rubbing sticks on skins and there one more guy that we have to mention [record scratch, translation to 90’s rap beat] [Rap Break — deeper voice] I’m Chester, friends call me Chet, I’m the guy in the band with the small U-net. I know it’s a joke, I got a small one—don’t abuse it. It ain’t about how big it is, it’s how ya use it. [transition back to country] [Banjo Solo] [Breakdown] [Stripped acoustic guitar and drums] We play the longest, fattest bars, the girthiest strings in town, We stretch them all till they’re good and tight, then we lay that rhythm down. We were all born this way, so we don’t have a choice, Not enough to melt your face, but it just might make you moist. [Chorus] Well, I'm Welland Dowd everyone seems to say it's the biggest one they ever saw Welland Dowd, if you want I'll whip it out and show you what you're working with, mommas Proud of the Welland Dowd Band Every one of us has a big hog except for that guy [Chorus] Well, I'm Welland Dowd everyone seems to say it's the biggest one they ever saw Welland Dowd, if you want I'll whip it out and show you what you're working with, mommas Proud of the Welland Dowd Band Every one of us has a big hog except for that guy [Outro] Yeah, except for that guy! [Triangle ping]
