Dotabata Countdown (ドタバタカウントダウン - Slapstick Countdown)

[Intro] (Sound of running and heavy breathing, rapid ticking clock, frantic saxophone opening) "Yabai! Yabai! Maniatte kureー!" [Verse 1] Zikan ga nai yo, hashire hashire! Zinzya no kane ga, mou kikoeru Kutsu-himo hodokete, koron de mo Tachi-agare, asu wa mou soko da! [Pre-Chorus] "Motto hayaku!" "Akira meru na!" Countdown wa, mou hajimatteru! [Chorus] Dotabata Countdown! Isoge, isoge! 2026 e, Sliding Goal! Minna de utae, saikou no yoru Happy New Year! Mani-atta ne! [Outro] (Frantic Saxophone solo, sound of relief and panting, cheerful ending) "Fuー! Abunatta ne!" "Kotoshi mo yoroshiku!"