The Ballad of Cheese Marlessa

[Chorus] Oh Cleric of cheese So holy, so Swiss Elf maiden of Brie Such tasty wenis You cannot heal But you melted our heart You made a good meal A fondue work of art [Verse] In the midst of pitched battle, through fire and pain, A vision revealed, like sun after rain. A Marlessa part two, she's posed with such grace, But with cheese arms and legs, cheese spoons and cheese face. Her appearance was sudden, all froze where they stood, Nobody thought she could smell so damn good. [Verse] After the battle, we gathered as one, To taste of our victory, to see what we'd won. But our wounds made us weary, we needed to rest, Sleep came for us quickly, beneath her cheese breast. When we arose, to all our surprise, Cheese maiden was gone, not a crumb left behind! Marlessa of meat had tears in her eyes, For her dairy double was to be her big prize. [Chorus] Oh Cleric of cheese So holy, so Swiss Elf maiden of Brie Such tasty wenis You cannot heal But you melted our heart You made a good meal A fondue work of art [Bridge] Oh, where did she go, that cheddar delight? Did she ascend to the heavens? Did she melt in the night? As we pondered her fate, and we mourned for our loss, [pause] It was hard to quite miss just how full looked Boross! [Final Chorus] Oh Cleric of cheese So holy, so Swiss Elf maiden of Brie Such tasty wenis You cannot heal But you melted our heart You made a good meal A fondue work of art [Outro Chorus] So raise up your mugs to the maiden of whey, A hero of milk who burned bright for a day! She may be gone, but she is not lost, She will live on, inside of Boross!