[Title: “Keyboard Crusade”] [Style: Hard Rock / Satirical Rage Anthem / Modern Metal Edge] [Verse 1] Scrollin’ through the static, a circus in the feed, Everybody’s got a war, a cause, a creed. Echo chambers ring, self-crowned kings of spite, Preachin’ revolution from the glow of a cell phone light. [Pre-Chorus] They scream “I’m right!” through pixelated teeth, Foamin’ at the mouth beneath their memes. But behind those screens, in the neon cave, They’re just trolls who never learned to behave. [Chorus] Welcome to the keyboard crusade! Where cowards wear courage like a cheap facade!. Click, post, rage—then fade, Another hero lost in the digital fog! Yeah, scream it loud, but say it to my face— This is the troll parade, the great disgrace! [Verse 2] Virtue vending machines, spittin’ out their claims, Cynics on caffeine, playin’ moral games. Flame wars burn where logic dies, Empathy’s a fossil, buried under lies. [Pre-Chorus] They call it freedom, I call it noise, A wall of fury built by broken toys. Every post, a poisonous dart— Every like, a shot to the heart. [Chorus] Welcome to the keyboard crusade! Where cowards wear courage like a cheap facade! Click, post, rage—then fade, Another hero lost in the digital fog! Yeah, scream it loud, but say it to my face— This is the troll parade, the great disgrace! [Bridge] You want to change the world? Start with the mirror. Because this revolution ain’t gettin’ any clearer. Truth’s not found in viral streams— Just dopamine and broken dreams. [Guitar Solo] “Ain’t no way this shit-show can ever last Log in, talk smack then block em fast. You never know who you are talking to until its too late And how many warnings before you get one who retaliates. One day, in person, with no screen to keep you safe Someone will come upon you and punch your fucking face! So shut it down and dont utter another peep Because aint no-one got time to argue with sheep!” [Final Chorus] Welcome to the keyboard crusade! All bark, no bite, just a masquerade. Scroll, post, rage—then fade, Another mind trapped in the pixel cage! Yeah, scream it loud from your echo grave— This is the end of the troll parade! [Outro] Unplug your headset and, let the silence roar, ’Cause real strength don’t live online no more.
