In the city of neon dragons… One hero doesn't play by the rules I’m half kung-fu, half bad idea in a fever dream Got a wizard in my pocket, got a ninja on my roof Got a dojo in a laundromat, that’s technically the truth The babe got snatched by a sorcerer with gym shorts Riding lightning like a skateboard, breaking natural laws for sport And I told myself, “Stay cool, don’t make a scene” Then the moon turned green and the parking meter screamed So I cracked my knuckles, let the synths ignite— Tonight’s there's quest, not quiet KARATE NINJA WIZARDS!(hey!) Roundhouse the darkness! (hey!) Spellbook in one hand, fist in the other Saving the babe like it’s totally normal, my friend KARATENINJA WIZARDS!(go!) Smoke bomb miracles! (go!) Neon destiny, no refunds, no filters— Gutter water glowing like a portal to a mall I kick the door—BOOM—now I’m fighting a crystal ball Wizard throws a fireball, I duck behind a van Ninja flips, drops glitter stars—bro, I do what I can Laser-synths start talking, “pew-pew” in stereo Toms go thunder, like the sky’s on payroll I’m chasing doom through an alley made of saxophones (Yeah, it makes no sense—leave a message at the tone) I should’ve stayed home, watched TV, ate fries But the universe said “Nope,” with thunder in its eyes So I slide on the asphalt, scream “HI-YA!” And the villain’s cape catches on a Kia Listen—this plan is bad… (so bad) But my heart’s got a red headband… (tight) Dojo dream sequence, slow-mo smoke Mystic mustache, prophecy joke I chant the spell with a mouthful of blood— (because baby—this is Hollywood) KARATE NINJA WIZARDS! (hey!) Roundhouse the darkness! (hey!) Spellbook in one hand, fist in the other Saving the babe like it’s totally normal, my brother KARATE NINJA WIZARDS!! (go!) Smoke bomb miracles! (go!) Neon destiny, no refunds, no filters— We win the fight with the dumbest thrills, yeah! KARATE NINJA WIZARDS! (pew-pew-pew) (HI-YA!) Next summer… The sequel Prepare for ultra mecha dragon lords
