Sample Table Traffic Jam

[Verse 1] Down at the sample table line, Everyone’s acting like it’s dinner time, Toothpicks flying, free cheese tray, Blocking Aisle Blue all day. Cart wheels locked in a standstill fight, Somebody’s debating if it tastes just right, Meanwhile I’m just tryna make it through, Past the crowd in Aisle Blue. [Chorus] It’s a sample table traffic jam, Nobody moving but the ham in my hand, Forklift waiting back around the bend, But this crowd don’t want it to end. Sample table traffic jam, Every cart stuck like a slow parade band, Spotters waving from the other side through, Saying “we’re coming to you.” [Verse 2] Kid on a scooter in frozen foods, Dad debating bulk barbecue moves, Manager trying to clear a path somehow, But it’s absolute chaos now. I hear the forklift beep far away, Like a whale song through the retail day, But first we gotta survive this queue, In the heart of Aisle Blue. [Bridge] We didn’t plan for this kind of war, Between free samples and the exit door, But every weekend same old scene, Grocery battlefield routine. [Final Chorus] It’s a sample table traffic jam, And nobody’s leaving like they planned, Forklift rolls when the crowd breaks through, Back into Aisle Blue. Yeah it’s a sample table traffic jam… In the middle of Aisle Blue…