Big Bark Charlie

[Verse 1] Charlie’s got a voice like a fire alarm He barks at the moon He barks at my arm Big ol’ paws Yeah He stomps the ground Knocks over my coffee Shakes the house down His tail’s a whip Leaves marks on my shin His bark starts wars I ain’t tryin’ to win I yell “Charlie Stop!” but he don’t hear me He’s too busy barking at the neighbor’s TV [Chorus] Big Bark Charlie Louder than a train Shakes my windows Rattles my brain Big Bark Charlie Can’t keep him quiet Even at midnight It’s a full-blown riot [Verse 2] He’s the size of a bear but he thinks he’s a pup Tried to sit on my lap Now my couch is stuck He eats like a king Leaves crumbs in his trail Chews on my sneakers Wags his tail I bought him toys He don’t care at all He’d rather chase squirrels or wreck my hall His bark’s got bass It’s a neighborhood curse Charlie’s a mixtape And I’m stuck on the verse [Prechorus] Every bark’s a beat Every growl’s a line Living with Charlie is a test of time I try to stay calm But he makes me shout I love the big guy But he’s wearing me out