(Upbeat, distorted guitar riff kicks in with driving drums) (Verse 1) Woke up to a text, an emoji with a frown "It's not working out," another breakup in this town She said I was a mess, always late for every date But really, what's the rush? We were just hanging out, it's not like it was fate (Pre-Chorus) She came and grabbed her stuff, the records and the clothes Told me I was cold, and that I'd never know What it's like to love someone, with all your heart and soul She slammed the door and left, now I'm finally whole (Chorus) (Faster, more intense) So you're gone, you packed up your bags and you split Guess I'll have to deal with it, maybe I'll go buy a new guitar kit I'm not crying, don't you dare think that I'm sad This is the best damn day that I've ever had! (Verse 2) My friends all call me up, they say "Dude, are you okay?" I tell them I'm fantastic, I'm gonna go out and play! The video games you hated, the pizza that you banned It's just me and my TV, with a cold soda in my hand (Pre-Chorus) She said I was a loser, that I'd never grow up But a new episode just dropped, and I’m about to fill my cup With the sweet taste of freedom, and a whole lot of peace Finally, a break from all the drama, what a glorious release (Chorus) (Faster, more intense) So you're gone, you packed up your bags and you split Guess I'll have to deal with it, maybe I'll go buy a new guitar kit I'm not crying, don't you dare think that I'm sad This is the best damn day that I've ever had! (Bridge) Maybe one day I'll miss you, maybe I'll feel the sting But right now all I'm hearing is the doorbell's welcoming ring It's the pizza I just ordered, pepperoni and the cheese Man, being single is just such a breeze (Guitar Solo - Fast, melodic, full of energy) (Chorus) (Faster, more intense) So you're gone, you packed up your bags and you split Guess I'll have to deal with it, maybe I'll go buy a new guitar kit I'm not crying, don't you dare think that I'm sad This is the best damn day that I've ever had! (Outro) (Fast, repeated guitar chords fading out with a final drum crash) Best damn day! Yeah! I'm so glad you're gone! ...Wanna get pizza?
