NEON RODEO Verse 1 They came from moons with methane sunsets From red sand storms on Mars From asteroid ranches carved in stone Past Jupiter’s outlaw bars Chrome-horn drifters, plasma ropers Boots that sparked like wire Gravitational gamblers Ridin’ beasts made outta fire Neon gates swung open wide On the edge of the Milky Way Every planet sent its roughest hand For one long judgment day ⸻ Pre-Chorus Alien dust on a diamondback sky Saturn rings hummin’ low Crowd of a thousand blinking eyes Waitin’ for the first bull to blow ⸻ 🚀 CHORUS Neon Rodeo Under ultraviolet stars Spurs cut through the afterglow Like comets through the dark Neon Rodeo Where the plasma rivers flow Every galaxy sent their best But only one’ll own the glow Only one’ll ride When the final siren blows… King of the Neon Rodeo ⸻ Verse 2 There was a six-armed bronc buster From a water world of glass Rode with gravity boots locked tight And a jetpack on his back A tall gray ghost from Andromeda No face — just silver flame He whispered to his space bull Like he’d memorized its name A green-skinned queen from Vega Nine With a diamond laser stare She braided cosmic lightning Through the black holes in her hair A Martian outlaw with a methane drawl Spit stardust in the sand Said, “I ain’t lost a buckle yet, boys — On any rock or land.” ⸻ Verse 3 They weren’t bulls like Texas grows. These were monsters born in collapse. One was made of dark matter smoke Hooves never touched the ground It bucked in four dimensions Made a thunder without a sound One had neon ribcage lightning With horns like crescent moons Every time it twisted sideways It tore a hole in June Another breathed out solar flares Eyes like dying suns Its tail was a spiral galaxy Its heartbeat weighed a ton They stomped through time like thunder Bent gravity in half You didn’t just hold eight seconds — You survived the cosmic wrath ⸻ Bridge Outer-rim drunks in vacuum suits Howlin’ through chrome bar teeth Tentacles slammin’ neon rails Spillin’ asteroid whiskey neat Droids takin’ bets in binary Old cowboys noddin’ slow Every creature in creation Here for the Neon Rodeo ⸻ 🔥 FINAL CHORUS (Bigger) Neon Rodeo Galaxies in overflow Spurs sparkin’ in zero-G On a bull that’s about to blow Neon Rodeo Where the brave and foolish go Every planet crowned a king — But only one could own The glow. ⸻ Outro (spoken, low Waylon voice) When the dust settled… And the stars quit swingin’… One rider sat still On a bull made of pure light. Hat tipped. Smoke driftin’. And the universe whispered — “Champion of the Neon Rodeo.
