"So, I was relaxing on a park bench at the lake after having fed the ducks with some bread, spiked with leftover ecstasy pills I had, just for the kicks, when the following happened." All my ducklings Are swimming on the sea, Their heads are in the water, tails up -- one, two, three! But wait, one of them, It's got a club, It's wrapped in barbed wire, And it says... LUCILLE! All my ducks, All my ducks, Are swimming on the sea! Just one of them, Just one of them, Is on a killing spree! The bad duck is clubbing the others, It's a real "duck carnage", I'm filming a video, they go SMACK, No one on the net will believe THAT! Duck brains all over, The killer duck is on a rampage, It's hunting and clubbing them all, And for him, there's no time to stall! All my ducks, All my ducks, Are swimming on the sea! Just one of them, Just one of them, Is on a killing spree! Now that all ducks have been slaughtered, The killer duck is not making a pause, It's swimming towards some tourists, That are watching a wild grouse. "Can you see! Unbelievable! That video is for all of you who think Friday the thirteenth is a joke! The killer duck is batting the grouse, Now it's hitting it in the head. I think it is already dead! Now it goes after the woman with her dog... Someone call the police!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES YOU RETARDS!!!" All my ducks, All my ducks, Are swimming on the sea! Just one of them, Just one of them, Is on a killing spree! In the end, the police arrived, The duck attacked them in vain, That attempt really was pretty lame, For their shotguns it was fair game. So listen up, don't feed drugs to wild animals. Ok?"
