[Intro] Three little pigs went out one day, To build their homes and hide away. But something evil crossed the hill... The Big Bad Devil's coming still. [Verse 1] The first little pig built his house from straw, Laughing at the Devil and breaking every law. The Devil came walking with a grin on his face, "Little pig, little pig, let me in this place." "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!" The Devil just laughed, "Then I'll fucking get in." He huffed... He puffed... The whole damn house flew. [Chorus] I'll huff and I'll puff, I'll blow your house down. I'll chase you through Hell, I'll tear up this town. Three little pigs, But the Devil wants more. When he comes knocking, Don't open that door. [Verse 2] The second pig built his house from wood, Thinking his walls were stronger than they should. The Devil came knocking when the moon turned red, "Little pig, little pig, let me in instead." "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!" The Devil kicked the door and screamed, "LET ME IN!" He huffed... He puffed... The timber cracked apart. The little pig ran screaming Through the dark. [Chorus] I'll huff and I'll puff, I'll blow your house down. I'll chase you through Hell, I'll tear up this town. Three little pigs, But the Devil wants more. When he comes knocking, Don't open that door. [Verse 3] The third little pig built his house from stone, With iron on the windows and a cross carved in bone. He waited for the Devil beneath the moon, Knowing damn well he'd be coming soon. The Devil knocked once. The Devil knocked twice. Then whispered through the door, "Come out, little pig... Don't make me ask nice." [Breakdown] HUFF! PUFF! WATCH IT SHAKE! BURN! BREAK! LET HELL WAKE! STRAW! WOOD! STONE! THREE LITTLE PIGS ARE NOT ALONE! [Verse 4] The Devil couldn't blow the stone house down, So he circled the walls with a wicked grin. He climbed to the chimney, Thinking he'd win... But the third little pig had one final trick. A furnace roared beneath the floor, The Devil dropped straight through the door. The pig looked down and started to grin: "Big Bad Devil... Who's trapped in who?" [Final Chorus] Three little pigs, And the Devil's pissed. He thought he'd take them, But the pigs had a twist. Straw house gone, Wood house too, Stone house standing... And the Devil's fucking through. [Outro] Three little pigs went to sleep that night, While something screamed beneath the firelight. The Devil huffed... The Devil puffed... But the third little pig BLEW HIM TO HELL.
