*[Intro – 75 BPM, low sci-fi horror trance swells, gangster rap kick creeps in]* [whispered] "I am Lord Frieza... emperor of the universe." *[Verse 1]* I rule the stars with a fingertip, Seven hundred planets 'neath my grip, Armies kneel when I pass them by, One wrong word and your world says goodbye! Zarbon, Dodoria, the Ghinyu Force too, Every soldier knows just what to do! I don't raise my voice, I don't need to shout — Cross the emperor and you're wiped out! *[Chorus – gangster rap drop, dark imperial synths]* BOW! To the emperor, Frieza's the name! I don't play fair, I don't play your game! Polite and pretty, cruel and cold — The universe is mine to hold! Frieza! *[Verse 2]* The Saiyan monkeys, they served me well, Till the legend rose like a warning bell! A Super Saiyan — oh, what a fright... So I erased their planet in one night! Vegeta's pride, his father's crown, I watched it all come crashing down! King Vegeta begged upon his knees — I crushed him like a summer breeze! Oh ho ho! *[Chorus 2 – bigger]* BOW! To the emperor, tremble with fear! I've ruled for decades, year after year! No one defies me, no one survives — I am the terror in your lives! Frieza! *[Verse 3]* On Namek I transformed, form by form, Second, third — I am the storm! Goku the monkey dared to fight, So I killed his bald friend out of spite! Krillin popped — oh, what a sound... And the legend rose from hallowed ground! Golden hair and a Saiyan's rage — He put this emperor in a cage! *[Chorus 3 – massive]* BOW! To the emperor, kneel and obey! I ruled the cosmos, come what may! Even in pieces, I survived — No one keeps this emperor deprived! Frieza! *[Verse 4]* My father built me back with steel, Mecha Frieza — cold and real! But Trunks' sword cut through my pride, And in Hell, I refused to subside! They tried to make me repent my sin — I laughed and laughed from deep within! Eternal torment, endless flame — I'd do it all over again! *[Chorus 4 – darkest yet]* BOW! To the emperor, death can't hold! My story's far from being told! Hell itself could not contain — Lord Frieza will rise again! Frieza! *[Verse 5]* Sorbet wished me back to life, I trained four months through sweat and strife! Golden Frieza, shining bright — I blew up Earth in pure delight! Whis rewound what I had done, But I still had my golden fun! Goku and Vegeta, blue and proud — I silenced both their screaming crowd! *[Verse 6 – slowest, most menacing]* The Tournament forced my hand, I fought beside the monkey band! But mercy was never in my plan — I used them all, because I can! Then Black Frieza rose, my final art — I tore through Gas and ripped apart Ultra Instinct, Ultra Ego too — There's nothing left that I can't do! *[Final Chorus – imperial, overwhelming]* BOW! To the emperor, strongest of all! The mighty monkeys had to fall! From Namek's ashes to heaven's gate — I AM Frieza! I AM FATE! *[Outro – fading synths, cold laughter]* "Oh ho ho ho ho ho... monkeys."
