[Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Spud’s got a shovel and a fiery grin Burnin' cornfields is where he begins Potato banners flying in the wind So proud [Verse 2] No cob no kernels no buttered dreams The cult of Spud tears at the seams Your popcorn’s gone your fields are dust Bow to the spud in faith and trust No kernels allowed in this potato crowd [Pre-Chorus] He says Choose your side Make it clear Taters rise corn disappears [Chorus] No corn No corn No corn for the chosen Potato hearts Our doctrine's golden No corn No corn We chant in the night Sacrifice the lovers of yellow delight [Chant] No corn no lies no yellow delight Fields are burning ashes in the sky Potato’s the truth till the day we die [Break] No corn no corn we scream in the night [Chant] Spuds are the kings of the hunger fight We’ll mash we’ll fry we’ll bake our creed Potato’s the only god we need [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Down the rows of green They march with flame Each stalk a sinner Every cob to blame Golden silk won't save you Don't plead or cry Potatoes reign while the corn must die [Bridge] Spud’s got a throne made of mashed dreams Gravy rivers Butter streams He whispers softly “Corn is a sin” While the cultists cheer “Let the purge begin” [Pre-Chorus] No corn no corn no corn Burn it down where it’s born Potatoes rise in the ashes' glow No corn no corn Let it go [Chorus] No corn No corn No corn for the chosen Potato hearts Our doctrine's golden No corn No corn We chant in the night Sacrifice the lovers of yellow delight [Chant] No corn no lies no yellow delight Fields are burning ashes in the sky Potato’s the truth till the day we die [Break] No corn no corn we scream in the night [Chant] Spuds are the kings of the hunger fight We’ll mash we’ll fry we’ll bake our creed Potato’s the only god we need [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] The doctrine’s clear It’s carved in mud Bow to the root The sacred spud Cornfields scream Their end is nigh Potatoes thrive while cornstalks die [Outro] In the soil we root in the dirt we stand Corn’s demise by Spud’s command Join us now or face the flame Potato forever remember the name
