listen up! this is a public service announcement when you call men babies it's insulting, and another thing to boot, I mean if men are baby boys who gives a damn. afterall, everyone knows babies can be cute! there's no bigger blessing for a girl like me there's such adventure and excitement seeking fish in the sea with all the men that I've encountered when I went to meet and mingle Got front row seats. I'll show you from the eyes of someone single. I'm not sure who started the slander saying chivalry is dead I can prove it with the catalog of memories in my head men each have their special gifts. they"re misunderstood is what I found and I know cuz they all told me that they make the world go round who says that they don't cry, my experience has tested yeah they sometimes stalk and threaten but bawl and beg when they're arrested you have to do the work and catch their lies, and really earn their rare confessions and it's so sweet of them to care enough to make you their possession to not allow them to feel big and strong makes them mad cuz it's uncool don't run your mouth when their pissing in the water cuz they own this dating pool sure most of them moved in with me to save a buck or two in their defense they had no job or cash so what else could they do? and they didn't help with anything I confess never paid a dime. More like special guests. let me support them like modern feminists! the simple rule to love , unless you want to taunt, is to slowly lose your magic while they get everything they want don't disrespect our cowboy kings cuz I'm fixing to get pissed won't sit around with you going down the dirty laundry list a call myself an expert, and if you're asking me: How can they calculate their flaws When they can only count to three an honorable woman should be grateful to be dating besides asking men to treat you right is so emasculating don't try to hold them to their promises just because they swore them to be true or theyll seduce your friend, steal your car, and sister that's on you. trust me girl, many people out there call me wise I earned my grey hairs, and the lines around my eyes! boys will be boys, and so you see you won't never hear any shade from me So now you know to watch your tone when talking bout a man you're face to face with the world's most loyal stan! oh man, oh man oh man oh baby oh man, baby! man baby Baby man!