Oh, no mon! De Murloc's Got Me Leg [Amani Parody Cover]

[Verse 1] Woke up Felt tough Had de Mushroom breakfast Strapped on me shorts Mohawk lookin' deadly Turned on de crystal Dere he is smilin' Said "Move aside mon It be my turn to be wildin'" Jumped on de eagle mount Sack in de claws wearin' sunnies Fake confidence on de attack Posted on de housing gram "De new wildlife king" Caption: "Watch me outwit de beast" (oh yeah) [Chorus] Oh, no mon! He’s got me leg! Thought I’d be de legend Now I’m beggin' Grug Someone call me mum Call de healers too This salty Murloc’s chewin' on me brand-new shoe Oh, no mon! He’s got me leg! I’m not de next Hero I’m de next meal instead If I make it out I’ll just hug a Tauren instead [Verse 2] Found dis river Sign said "Don't be swiming" I said "Rules be for cowards" Gave a cheeky grin Camera on record Gave a thumbs-up flex "Watch me wrestle dis overgrown handbag next" (mon!) Slid down the bank Did me best brave voice "This big fella be friendly Trust me Choice!" den de water moved under de log Turns out de log was a cranky Snappy ting [Chorus] Oh, no mon! He’s got me leg! Thought I’d be de legend Now I’m beggin' Grug Someone call me mum Call de healers too This salty Murloc’s chewin' on me brand-new shoe Oh, no mon! He’s got me leg! I’m not de next Hero I’m de next meal instead If I make it out I’ll just hug de dirty orcs instead [Bridge] [Half-time Drums drop Storyteller vibe] "Now listen up kids " I scream through de pain "Don’t copy dis clown with half a brain" Be kind to de critters Respect deir turf Or you’ll get dragged like me through de red dirt earth (oi!) [Chorus] Oh, no mon! He’s got me leg! Thought I’d be de legend Now I’m beggin' Grug Someone call me mum Call de healers too This salty Murloc’s chewin' on me brand-new shoe Oh, no mon! He’s got me leg! I’m not de next Hero I’m de next meal instead If I make it out I’ll be snorting mah mushrooms instead