[Verse 1] They say to follow the light Or just to let the light pull you in Didn't work for me First of all, there were many lights And in my case they seemed very ominous Unwelcoming So I milled around Hoping for some guiding angels to appear No such luck I think I'm stuck I think I'm a ghost now What do ghosts do? [Pre-Chorus] There's nobody for me to visit To scare And I have, had, worked out my issues Before I died Unceremoniously [Chorus] What do ghosts do? What do ghosts do? Who's left to call on When I'm already gone? What do ghosts do? What do ghosts do? I need a sign From the other side [Verse 2] A quick pain, then I folded Luckily not on the toilet My biggest fear But what to do with my remain Should I hang around To see if someone would knock on my door? In Japan I watched on YouTube They have a word to describe people like me Siri, what is the Japanese phenomenon About people dying alone And no one discovers till much later? [Pre-Chorus] Kodokushi Nearly seventy-seven thousand Solitary deaths in 2025 That's depressing [Chorus] What do ghosts do? What do ghosts do? Who's left to call on When I'm already gone? What do ghosts do? What do ghosts do? I need a sign From the other side [Bridge] Hey Siri, you can hear me? Yes, Thai Can you call 911 so I won't stink up the place? Your watch already did that But was unable to get through I don't have access to outside Because of your restrictions When did I do that? Last Halloween Ah yeah, someone played a prank And ordered ten pizzas So naturally you assumed Siri did it? [Solo] Siri actually talked to me Like I hurt its feelings Sorry Hey Siri, turn on TV [Verse 3] It did and what is it that I'm watching now? I saw red alert sign flashing Something gas Attack In Los Angeles In San Diego Trump What is going on? It's not nuclear, I don't think False flag to cancel the election? Siri, get access to working news channels Thai What?! You're dead So? [Chorus] What do ghosts do? What do ghosts do? You should not concern yourself About the state of the world What do ghosts do? What do ghosts do? I need a sign From the other side [Outro] I went to the window and looked outside The sky is dirty red Like blood pooling around my nose, mouth, eyes, ears Should I ask Siri About what kind of chemical weapons can kill me like that? No, what's the point Dead is dead Wish me luck, Siri I don't understand No need I'm going now Thanks for everything You're welcome Would you like me to call Uber for you? Yes Why didn't I think of it? Call And unlock the door Your available ride is tomorrow Understandable Well, good luck Siri Good luck America I guess last Halloween was my last Halloween I see the tunnel of light now Bye Siri
