[Intro] Hot off the presses She's a slut, she's a whore We don't like her anymore [Verse 1] Yeah I'm sure you heard the news. The story got ten million views. And a social platform can't be abused. I'm the enemy. She said it loud so it must be true What a source, surely not a ruse She's the driver, now I'm screwed. [Chorus] Hot off the presses She's a slut, she's a whore We don't like her anymore My best guess is, She went knocking on his door He wouldn't seek her out, Of that I'm sure Oh! Hot off the presses She's not our friend She's just a slut You can trust me and my gut.... feeling [Verse 1] Yeah It's bad when she says it like that But do you really believe this crap? Why would I screw over the only best friend I have? Can't you take it with a grain of salt? Trust me, this is not my fault. But I'm her enemy. Now matter how make believe Her accusations might be [Chorus] Hot off the presses She's a slut, she's a whore We don't like her anymore My best guess is, She went knocking on his door He wouldn't seek her out, Of that I'm sure Oh! Hot off the presses She's not our friend She's just a slut You can trust me and my gut.... feeling [Bridge] I'm not about to drag her down Don't care what you have read about But I can assure you I'm innocent Before you throw your stones and sticks Maybe take a breath and sit Think about the nature of this Why.... oh why.... Is she so mad about a guy That I... oh I... Like... when she... oh she... She has... She has... A boyfriend [spoken] (and those two guys are not the same) [Chorus] Hot off the presses She's a slut, she's a whore We don't like her anymore My best guess is, She went knocking on his door He wouldn't seek her out, Of that I'm sure Oh! Hot off the presses She's not our friend She's just a slut You can trust me and my gut.... feeling [Outro] Hot off the presses She's a slut, she's a whore We don't like her anymore