Oh, you thought you were safe from being named? You underestimated Garnetflame! It’s on, bitches! What’s up Kai? (ooooooooooh) You’re the first on my hit list (whoa-whoa-whoa) Just be glad you’re not the worst (ooooooooooh) On my shit list! (Oh wow, did she just say that?!) Your beats are fine (ooooooooooh) But your lyrics are pedestrian (wow-wow-wow) I predict you’re gonna lose (ooooooooooh) Just like the rest of them! (oh snap!) That song you put up (ooooooooooh) Was barely even a diss track (whoa-whoa-whoa) So generic (ooooooooooh) It was more like a miss track (what a burn!) I’ve got opinions (ooooooooooh) And I guess I’m a snob (doodily-doop-doop!) I’m sorry Kai (ooooooooooh) But Roy? You got robbed! (absolutely burglarized!) Let’s see, who’s next (who is it?) Oh yeah it’s Kila Sün (oh yeah, that witch) You filled our “not safe for work” channel with poon (oooooooooooh, oh wow! she did what now?) You’ve got a hunger for smut (oooooooooooh-oh-ooooh) Used the server to feed it (she’s hella thirsty, baby!) It got so spicy (like a habanero maybe?) Vicky had to delete it (this is why we can’t have nice things!) You think you’re tough (oh yeah, so tough) With your magical powers (bibbity-bobbity-boo!) You almost lost (ooooooooooh) To a bouquet of flowers (those sweet, sweet tulips baby!) You can’t compete (no you can’t compete) You’re hanging on by a thread (oh baby, just a thread) Ding-dong! (ding-dong!) The witch is dead (completely annihilated!) Hey there, Polarbearr (dooty-oody-oody!) You’re the last but not least (wow-wow-wow) I’m sure you think (you probably believe) You’re gonna have a Garnet feast! (not today, bear!) I got news for you (ooooooh-ahh-ooh!) If you really wanna beat me (read all about it!) You’re gonna have to do more (oooooooh-ah-ooh) Than just try to eat me (gonna have to do better than that!) You got the munchies (nom-nom-nom) But you’re too high to move (and full of rabbit stew!) At least your Cheeto bag (ooooooooooooh) Won’t run away from you! (it doesn’t have legs!) Maybe just stick to your (oooooooooh) Sad-boy songs (Oh-oh-oh) While you’re packing boxes up at Amazon (gotta hit those numbers baby!) See ya later kids (oooh-oooh-whoa) It’s really been fun (ahhh-ahh-ahhh!) Takin’ y’all down (whoa-whoa-whoa!) As a three for one! (Doodily-doodily-doop!) Doop! Doop! Doop-da-woooooow!
