Champagne Wishing Well

[spoken] Ohh yeah unh unh unh [instruments begin] Performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well Hope you angels see me, you’re invited to the show Hey, did you hear someone laughin’? Cuz I’ve heard it all before While performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well Soon some tax collector is gonna stumble through that door, First his foot and then his jaw gonna drop down to the floor, He’ll be runnin’ his mouth to everyone but it’s already far too late Cuz I’m off my rocker bettin’ my dollar on last night’s stock-car race Reformin’ acts of self harm at the cocaine glory hole Hope you angels see me, you’re invited to the show Hey, did you hear someone cryin’? Cuz I don’t hear nothin’ at all I’ll be performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well [instrument break] [bridge] Never, not once no never thought about death before But now that you mention it, I think it might be kinda swell Maybe a brief slip from existence is something we all need Then we can all wake up in paradise among the coconut trees Acts of self love, at the champagne wishin’ well Come one and all come see me please come out to my show Hey, did you hear someone cryin’? Cuz I’ve made that sound before While performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well [outro]