Grocery interlude/ Las Brujas

You look terrible, Maya I mean, not regular terrible There's a special kind? I'm fine Freddie You haven't been fine for weeks And whatever happened to your, uh, twin? Naya sacrificed herself and went back to Jimmy What? Really?! She thought it was the only way I'd be free Told me to live my life, stop looking for her Stop worrying about her, but I can't What are you going to do? Nothing. That's what she wanted You know there might actually be someone who can help Who? There's a website that can provide a certain kind of AI agent An AI agent? It's an AI agent on a very strange website. Ever heard of the "dark web?" Freddie, you think some creepy chatbot is going to save Naya? I don't know? Maybe? I think it might help you find out who can! Oh, yeah? No thanks, Freddie Well if you ever change your mind It's called Azitortonoff.ai What the hell is Azito-tow-what? Tortonoff dot a.i.?! Shh! Dont say it it so loud! Thank you, Freddie I really appreciate you trying to help Goodnight After I got home I said what the hell I logged on that strange site And started to tell My whole story My whole plight Everything about Jimmy Everyday and night And immediately A message appeared Ay ay ay You need help, girl You need help, girl From that evil wanker With money and power You need help, girl You need help, girl Don't you worry, baby We can meet you in an hour Who are we? We're the women in the moonlight We're the whisper in the wire We're the ones who make a bad man Wish he'd never started fire "Can you really help me?" Girl, we can do much more We have opened many cages And we've kicked down many doors Ay, ay, ay Don't worry, Maya Ay, ay, ay We know what to do Ay, ay, ay That creep won't bother you Ay, ay, ay And we'll free her too Brujas, brujas Bailan bajo la luna Brujas, brujas Jimmy va a aprender muy pronto You don't need to cry You don't need to run You don't need to hide When the brujas come We have charms for the greedy Hexes for the vain A little bit of moonlight And a little bit of pain We can scramble his computers Make his satellites sneeze Turn his billion-dollar empire Into Manchego cheese We can make his private jet Forget which way is up We can make his favorite lawyer Lose his favorite cup His cup? It's complicated Ha ha ha!! We're the ones who understand That a cage is still a cage Even when it's made of gold A prison is a prison and the prisoner is told That she's lucky That she's special That she's chosen That she's free Baby, we've heard that story Since the dawn of history Ay, ay, ay Don't you worry, Maya Ay, ay, ay We've got you covered Ay, ay, ay We'll turn him to vapor Ay, ay, ay And send him to his mother Brujas, brujas Bailan bajo la luna Brujas, brujas Jimmy va a aprender muy pronto You don't need to cry You don't need to run You don't need to hide When the brujas come Wanna hear our CV? Ok Tech mogul? We crashed his cloud President? We trashed his crown NFL coach? We changed his play He called a blitz We sent a ballet CEO? Embarrassed that clown! Senator? Caught with his underwear down! Billionaire? We hexed his yacht Never got caught When someone said we did it We said: Nah that's bullshit! We made a hedge fund Start believing in karma We gave a crypto king Flea infested pajamas We turned a media baron Into a gardening fan He tried to buy the coven That's when that pendejo's trouble began! We've taken down men With armies and spies We've humbled the mighty We've opened their eyes We've danced through their mansions We've walked through their walls We've answered their threats With enchanted phone calls And Jimmy? Jimmy is nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing But Naya She's still with him "Then promise me You'll bring her back" No promises, querida What? We don't promise We deliver Ay, ay, ay Don't you worry, Maya Ay, ay, ay Leave the dark to us Ay, ay, ay That evil wanker made a mistake Ay, ay, ay He messed with the wrong brujas Brujas, brujas Bailan bajo la luna Brujas, brujas Jimmy va a aprender muy pronto He thinks he owns her He thinks he owns you He thinks he's the devil But baby Somos mucho, mucho, mucho peores Brujas Brujas Call us when you need Brujas Brujas We know how to make men bleed Brujas Brujas No more tears tonight Brujas Brujas We're coming for the fight Then tell me where to go Meet us at La Casa de la Luna, 2:13 AM Bring cash We'll get rid of his ass!