This ones on me

[Verse 1] Headed back home, lights flash behind me Pulled to the curb, they said “step out kindly” Ran my name, stared me down like I knew Let me off with a warning—guess that’s one thing that went through Drove a mile, then the engine just died Gauge said empty, I just laughed and sighed Called for help, but my plan had expired So I walked through the storm getting soaked and tired ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Tried to sleep it off, but it got worse instead Nothing but chaos running through my head ⸻ [Chorus] I woke up on the worst side of today Every little thing just slipped away Couldn’t catch a break if I tried Felt like the whole world flipped on its side ⸻ [Verse 2] Stumbled inside, tripped over the floor Kicked the wall, cursed a little more Lights wouldn’t work, hallway pitch black Stubbed my toe and nearly snapped Then I swear I heard something call my name Like a voice just drifting through the frame Said “come aboard, leave it all behind” I just stood there losing my mind ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] At that point I had to laugh it off Either that or completely fall apart ⸻ [Chorus] I woke up on the worst side of today Every little thing just slipped away Couldn’t catch a break if I tried Felt like the whole world flipped on its side ⸻ [Bridge – comedic spiral] Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m the cause Every bad move, every broken law Ran out of luck, ran out of time Every step felt like a setup line Still I keep going, what else can I do? Laugh at the mess or let it consume ⸻ [Breakdown – light, humorous tone] Yeah… This one’s on me… Or maybe not… ⸻ [Final Chorus] I woke up on the worst side of today Every little thing just slipped away Couldn’t catch a break if I tried Felt like the whole world flipped on its side ⸻ [Outro] Tomorrow’s gotta be better than this… Right?… Right…?