Yeah… Welcome to the games… Weed Olympics, light it up, Pass that torch, fill that cup. Clouds so thick, can’t see the flo Lets get high yall, puff some mo Smoke that fo twenty, fo twenty, fo twenty Puff puff pass The Weed Olympics Big Bong Rick with the tallest glass piece, Whole room watching like he in there cheatin. He leans in slow, takes one huge deep breath, His eyes rolled over in the back of his head Cheeks puff out like a blow-up doll, His hands drop and his head down low He coughed so loud it shook the walls Smoke drifted out his ear holes Judge holds up a ten on a paper plate, “He forgot his own name, but the form was great” Weed Olympics, light it up, Pass that torch, fill that cup. Clouds so thick, can’t see the flo Lets get high yall, puff some mo Smoke that fo twenty, fo twenty, fo twenty Puff puff pass The Weed Olympics Blunt Janelle with the rolling tray throne, Got a little tape measure on her phone. One time she rolled a blunt so big She had to make a custom cone Fingers move fast like a card trick show, Paper, herb, twist, tuck—there it go. Timer didn’t even hit five seconds yet, Whole crowd screaming, “How high can we get?!” Weed Olympics, light it up, Pass that torch, fill that cup. Clouds so thick, can’t see the flo Lets get high yall, puff some mo Smoke that fo twenty, fo twenty, fo twenty Puff puff pass The Weed Olympics Grandma Blaze wearing her floral dress, Her pearls rattle and her hair is pressed, Nobody thought she would even play, She said, “Move aside, I was champ back in the day.” She smoked the whole joint and didn't even blink She downed a shot of whiskey and gave a little wink Her face was calm as she held it in then blew it out and wiped her chin They found an old champ and she said with a grin, “Baby, this ain’t my first Olympic win.” Weed Olympics, light it up, Pass that torch, fill that cup. Clouds so thick, can’t see the flo Lets get high yall, puff some mo Smoke that fo twenty, fo twenty, fo twenty Puff puff pass The Weed Olympics Same time next year. Weed Olympics… may the best lungs win!
