Thanksgiving Tree

"What's with all the beer and fireworks?" (sigh) [Verse 1] It’s Thanksgiving Eve, the stockings are hung, I’ve lit the menorah, the carols are sung. Easter eggs hide by the pumpkin pie, And Cupid’s arrows light up the sky. [Chorus] All I want this year, Is for Obi-Wan Kenobi, To leave a turkey Under the Thanksgiving tree! Who needs to wear white, as they grill by the sea, I want mashed potatoes glowing Like the lights on the Jupiter 3. [Verse 2] I've been a good boy all year long, I even wrote the tooth fairy a song. I drew bunny ears on the president's poster, I even cleaned the bagel crumbs out of the toaster! [Chorus] All I want this year, Is for Obi-Wan Kenobi, To leave a turkey Under the Thanksgiving tree! Who needs to wear white, as they grill by the sea, I want mashed potatoes glowing Like the lights on the Jupiter 3. [Bridge] I can't wait to see him in his leprechaun drawn sleigh, 1 if by night, 2 if by day! Fireworks lighting the sky over this utopia, As new trees spring out of a flying cornucopia!! [Chorus] All I want this year, Is for Obi-Wan Kenobi, To leave a turkey Under the Thanksgiving tree! Who needs to wear white, as they grill by the sea, I want mashed potatoes glowing Like the lights on the Jupiter 3. [Outro] (Triumphant and absurd) Let's deck the halls with candy corn, And light our new year sparklers in the morn. Raise your toast to turkey day cheer, and maybe we'll see Obiwan this year! "I, ... have questions."