[Intro] [Verse 1]
 Summer comes and summer goes,
 Like nose hair and old B-list TV shows.
 You said I was "deep" ‘cause I quoted Bono,
 Then ghosted me—like the last show of the Sopranos. [Verse 2] 
A summer’s love that once felt new,
 We shared a churro and a sunstroke too.
 You said, "Forever," while twisting your hair, 
Then left me alone with two hot dogs, it’s not fair. [Chorus]
 What can I do if I’m still in love with you?
 You stole my heart… and my sunscreen too.
 In my mind, in my soul, like a sand-filled shoe,
 You’re gone—but I’m sunburned and missing you. [Verse 3]
 Remember the thing you put me through?
 You said my snoring bothered you. You left me flat at that beach arcade— Took my tickets, my pride, and the rent I never paid. [Long Solo] [Bridge] 
You said, "It's not you—it's all me," But I think it was your lunacy. The cargo shorts… the interpretive dance… You ran like heck from summer romance. [Verse 4]
 Now summer’s gone since yesterday,
 Like my dignity—washed out with the bay.
 All my memories hidden by the shade,
 Next to a popsicle stick shrine I made [Chorus]
 What can I do if I’m still in love with you? 
I play our song and ugly cry on cue.
 You haunt my dreams and my barbecue,
 You’re gone—but my floaties still smell like you. [Outro spoken] 
If you're out there… And you still have my inflatable pizza raft… Please—remember to rinse the chlorine out. And maybe next year, we'll meet again, By the porta-potty near the volleyball den. You’ll say, “Hey stranger, long time no see,” I’ll say, “Do you still have my SPF 3?” [Outro] [End Song] [End] [End]