[Begin with 5-10 second instrumental] [Whole song: Very cheerful, happy country female vocal] Yee haw!! Come on Now! One, Two, Three, Four! Through this door... There's room on the floor Wanna little more? Biblical Miracle # 9 Gonna be so fine! Fun's all mine! Turned water into wine! Ring a ding, ding, ding Party time! Let's Sing!! Laughter's gonna take wing [Laughter] For sure! One, Two, Three, Four! Through this door... There's room on the floor This ain't no Chore! Modern Miracle number 9 Gonna be a lovely Trotter! Fun's all mine! Turn wine into water! Yeehaw! Step, step and tap! Other way! Step, step and tap! Yes my lass and my chap! Drinkin' water While doin' this Trotter Think you're drinkin' wine (But no) Still, feelin' fine! Modern Miracle # 9 Feelin' so fine Without the wine Laughs all mine! Hey, hey Step, step and tap! Other way! Step, step and tap! Yes! my lass and Go! my chap! Hey, hey Step, step and clap! [clap] Other way! Step, step and clap! [clap] Yes! My Lass Go! My Chap Trust me! You'll dance much straighter You'll see Trust me! Thumbs in the belt! Best place to be Sober Stomper!! Laughin' Romper!! Clap yo' hands!! [clap, clap] Even if yo' a Clomper!! Hey, hey Step, step and tap! Other way! Step, step and tap! Yes! my lass and Go! my chap! Hey, hey Step, step and clap! [Clap] Other way! Step, step and clap! [Clap] Yes! My Lass Go! My Chap Mmhmm... [End with enthusiastic timed clapping]
