🎵 THE CHOOK OPERA 🎵 (Verse 1) Black chook, white chook, ruling the backyard throne Flies buzzing 'round their arses, leave 'em alone! Cats peeking through the window, terrified and meek These feathered f***ing dinosaurs got murder in their beak (Chorus) BAWK BAWK BAWK! Where's my burnt toast? BAWK BAWK BAWK! White bread's what I want most! Peck your empty hand till you bleed Friendly giants? Only if you feed! (Verse 2) Eating like goddamn horses, never getting full Shitting every twenty minutes, it's a backyard miracle They mow the grass with attitude, strut around like kings While we're out here stealing eggs from these ungrateful winged things (Bridge) The cats still haven't found 'em yet (thank f**k!) Living in blissful ignorance, no feathery threat But when they do discover them, oh what a sight Prehistoric pecking machines vs. felines in fright! (Final Chorus) BAWK BAWK BAWK! Got any food for me? BAWK BAWK BAWK! Or you want your ankles free? Burnt toast! White bread! Don't you dare bring seed! Chooks are chaos incarnate, beautiful indeed!
